Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Lena Chen jetsets thru Europe on Patrick Hamm money...2011

How Patrick Hamm Sexploited His Student (Harvard)

In theory, you gotta hand props to Harvard grad student Patrick Hamm. The 28-year-old dude, Patrick Hamm, saw his chance to pwn some 20-year-old Asian cunnus and took it. Unfortunately for him, Patrick Hamm disobeyed the Prime Directive of Co-ed Cunnus Sexploitation... "If'n you're gonna be a perv, don't be a fucktard about it!"
 
As this clusterfuck makes clangingly obvious, Patrick Hamm violated three rules for surviving the Sexploitation of Co-Ed Cunnus:

Patrick Hamm Harvard. Of course, the girl Patrick Hamm decided to fuck had to be none other than Lena Chen, a sex-craved blogger whose blog focuses entirely on sex and, in particular, her sexual experiences. Prior to the Patrick Hamm Scandal, Lena Chen was best known for having her nude pics leaked to the internets (See Gallery, below.) Needless to say, Patrick Hamm was promptly booted from his swanky teaching position at Harvard University and had his ass deported back to Germany.
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Rule One: Low-Hanging Fruit is Verboten

If you're gonna nail a student, make sure she never was your student! In the old days, sexing a former student would be shrugged off. But in the age of such petting-zoos as Autoadmit, Patrick Hamm was just asking for an online fisting.

Rule Two: Make Sure She's Worth It

If you're gonna plug some 20-year-old cunnus, make sure that cunnus doesn't belong to a fat drama queen: like Lena Chen otherwise, you're just asking to get pwned when the cunnus of your eye is a sex blogger. Patrick Hamm, eager to plug his student's cunt, ignored this rule...and, before he knew it, Lena Chen was:

Rule Three: Tough It Out

If you break the first two rules, then rest assured some petting zoo like Auto Admit is gonna find out. When they do, don't whimper like a bitch about it, claiming "outrage!:" like Patrick Hamm did
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Patrick Hamm should have asked himself this: Patrick Hamm fucked loudmouth, talky, drama queen sex-blogger Lena Chen. Did Patrick Hamm actually think it would remain on the q.t.? If he did, then Patrick Hamm kill self and leave Harvard, because Patrick Hamm is obviously too much of a fucktard to flourish there. Then again, Patrick Hamm is German...
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Looks like Alexandra C. Bell (aka Alex C. Bell aka Alexandra Bell aka Alexandra Consuelo Bell) is paying Lena Chen's bills while the skank jetsets thru Paris...

http://www.facebook.com/alexconsuelo
Alexandra C. Bell (Harvard UK) 
[Alex Consuelo Bell aka Alexandra Consuelo Bell]

http://www.memegenerator.net/My-Tits/ImageMacro/5329753/Alexandra-C-Bell-luvs-flashing-her-titties


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